Uncanny X-Force: The Apocalypse SolutionI'm only reading till the Dark Angel stuff and then Im mcgonnagone.
Remender can't write humor and idk why ppl praised his DP.
I'm pretty sure Wade's voice is off too.
lmao series starts with female character brutally killed off. This should have been enough warning.
'Im rich I'll give u anything' adhfhdjsk Im not sure Warren is supposed to be pathetic.
Psylocke/Archangel is probably the worst 'classic' XMen relationship. Jott, Romy, Kittlossus at their worst are probably worst but at least there was a story, some highs with the lows. Psangel came out of nowhere, wasnt fleshed out at all and then written off unceremoniously.
Pretty sure Warren had Archangel well in control in XForce III. Pretty sure there even was a whole story arc abt it. Messiah Way or sthg.
Dialogue is garbage.
'getting dressed for work' in Betsy talk is actually putting on less clothes then when she is going to bed.
Opena makes Fantomex all white outfit look so good Im salty abt the black stripes forever.
Team dynamic is built on superficial tension. Love triangle feels like a strand of hair in a bowl of soup. and there's nothing else to keep my interest.
War powers are kinda lame. Minotaur with a berzerk inducing axe?
ughh I forgot Remender tried to touch Morrison plots. hack.
why wouldn't u accept they could resurrect Apocalypse? not like he ever stayed dead. + as far as XMen know he just vanished at the end of Milligan's run.
Hitler looking baby too on the noise.
Stop being a bitch Warren.
is it a 05 thing? they all share the superpower of whining.
is Apocalypse=Moses?
there's no in universe reason for Domino not to be a part of this squad. irl reason of course is Remender can't write more then one female character at a time.
I can get behind Logan/Warren crackship. better then Laura/TeenWing
mentions of Kurt r nice. Betsy 'youre the only thing that ever gave me happiness in life, Warren' shtick... not so much.
Betsy is worse cheerleader then Emma but everyone loves this run and how she's depicted.
Death and Pestlience r cool if u can get past how sterotyped they r which, since its Remender we talking abt I wont. but Famine and War r boring.
I wonder if Decimus knew Eli Bard.
of course the monstrous man-ox has a harem.
Famine is always the worst horseman bc how do u translate that powerset? rmbr when they made Sunfire flames make ppl hungry??
ofc submissive geisha waifu.
Death horseman has a cool powerset.
whats with Fantomex counting seconds thing? is he on the spectrum?
Deadpool is probably the worst part of this.
ok Wade keeping food and sod in his pouches is ONE good thing.
I used to think Remender wrote good fight scenes but this is only Fantomex using deus ex machina misdirection again and again and everybody being inefficient.
Psylocke is a stacy.
callback to XFactor Ship is nice altho I dont remember Logan ever interacting with it.
they should bring Ship back made a great hq.
Im pretty sure making him cancer riddled raw human flesh is not gonna help Warren.
banter is a lil tedious but I like how Logan and Mex fight together. dont know whether to praise Riri or Opena.
I wonder if Logan covered in bugs is a reference to scorpions from TAS.
Riri can only write the minimal amount of women but he needs them to sleep with as many men as possible.
more misdirection. we're only three issues in this and that tricks gotten old.
Idr, didnt Betsy end up with Logan in the future storyline? yikes.
the baby hitler debate is stupid. they can at least teleport to a safe location and then debate the pros and cons of child murder.
was Logan rlly gonna stab him? lmao schism was bs.
they keep treating it like such a serious matter but 616 Apocalypse has always been a joke.
so was Fantomex in the right here?
that wasn't very good, only elevated by spectacular artwork by Opena and nice inventive fight sequences. some of the dialogue was clunky, plot relies on a lot of elements Remender just pulled out a hat like Apocalypse threat level, Archangel situation and the love triangle. I used to think horsemen were cool but they get negative points for racist stereotypes. I also remembered Riri will have Logan cut off hands of persian thief prince. gross. we're off to a bad start.